Saturday 7 January 2023

Miami, FL to Calgary – January 7


Weather…coolish first thing in the morning – 21 degrees, 25 by the time we got off the boat at 10

We are docked in the Miami port this morning which is very busy for cruise ships! Not sure how many are actually here, but we can see at least 4 others…and these are big boys…3500-7000 passengers. Our room faces the

view from the  ship

harbor, which is perfect, because we are welcomed to our final destination by a couple of dolphins. I have been searching the ocean for wildlife throughout this trip and one the very last day I see some…perfect!

We are on our way home!! Thankfully, the journey home was very, very uneventful. There aren’t any direct flights from Miami, so we had to go through Atlanta…makes for a longer

view from the ship

day, but no big deal. The layover was only about an hour.

I’m happy to be home, but raring to start planning the next vacation.


Friday 6 January 2023

Cruising the Atlantic Ocean – January 6

home for the last 3 weeks
Weather…26 degrees, clear skies, lovely

Captain informs us that the sea under us is 15000 feet depth. This is deep. Apparently, the Puerto Rico Trench is the second deepest trench in the world which is where we are, it is also the deepest part of the Atlantic and of the Caribbean Sea. And…we are also BTW...in the Bermuda Triangle.

Today is the last day of this glorious, long time coming, first time away from home for Christmas cruise. It was a bit of an ordeal getting to South America, but since then it’s been smooth sailing…see what I did 

nightly ritual

there? Sure, we missed 2 ports, but that didn’t ruin anything for us, the worst that happened each of those 2 times was that we had a few more cocktails, took a longer nap and had more lunch. It’s been 18 days of pretty glorious weather. I’ve been hot, no question, but not so hot that I’ve been miserable and have certainly been hotter and sweatier on other trips.

Devil’s Island was a highlight of this trip. Maybe this was because I had zero expectations, but for whatever reason, I’d definitely return.

We did the least shopping we’ve ever done on vacation – there just weren’t many opportunities. We could have sought out opportunities but weren’t interested. We never seek out shopping opportunities and seem to buy some things…this time, only one key chain we’ll turn into a Christmas ornament we bought on day 1 in Rio.

 killing time on after blowing off St Bart's

Where I have done some shopping is in the onboard shop. We have onboard credit that I hate to let go to waste. I had one pedicure, we did some dry cleaning, but still had a bunch of credit left. I bought cream and sunscreen and other spa products – stuff I know I’ll use, pretty typical end of cruise shopping.

One thing I’m so glad I brought were magnets. I finally learned, just 2 cruises ago, that ship walls are metal. This is not surprising considering, that the worst thing that can happen to a boat is a fire. Magnets are my best friend on a cruise. I used to bring that blue sticky tack stuff to hold up a map, my cruise spreadsheet and a few other items…no more…MAGNETS. I don’t mean fridge magnets, I bought magnets specifically to bring with me. This cruise I even used them to hold up some clothes – little things thrill me.

Thursday 5 January 2023

Cruising the Bahamian Waters – January 5

Splish, Splash...

Weather…25 degrees, sunny with wispy clouds, just the right amount of breeze for a day at sea to battle the pool deck humidity

Hopefully, there won’t be much to report for the next 3 days. We are prepared for things to go sideways on our return trip home but are hoping for the best. At least we won’t have nearly the distance to cover that we did getting to Rio, 3 weeks ago.

A highlight of every cruise we are on with Regent is the Krew Kapers. This is when the non-performing crew of the ship showcase their talents (mostly musical and dancing.) There was the always popular “Splish Splash I Was Taking a

the whole bunch, and then some

Bath”, the YMCA to end the show and a variety of other amazing acts.!!! Before the show starts, we know it’ll be great. It’s was the best show of the voyage by far. Since Rio, we’ve seen singers, pianists, magicians, acrobats, but it's the CREW that provide the very BEST show. These people are cooks, room attendants, plumbers who fixed my toilet (remember that time), tender operators etc.

The show was as expected…fantastic. It always makes me a bit teary… these

why not?

workers bust their asses for me to have a vacation. All the while being far from home, not having seen their families often including their children for months. On top of doing their ‘day jobs’ they can also sing and/or dance and take time to rehearse for this show.

After the show we ‘chased’ the music…meaning we went to one lounge where the piano player was, then when he finished to another where the duo were playing. This was followed by dinner, Chris to the casino, me to the ‘headliner’ and that was that. 

Wednesday 4 January 2023

San Juan, Puerto Rico – January 4

welcoming committee
Weather…23 degrees…downright chilly
comparatively speaking, rain, scattered downpours, bombastic thunderstorms

rainbow over the cemetery

San Juan, Puerto Rico is our 8th and last
so many options

port of call for this 18-day cruise, all of which were new to us. Being that we are in the US everyone on the ship is required to go through what is called a zero-count, face-to-to face immigration. This means that each and every person whether crew or passenger,
rum factory tour

American or foreigner, planning to go ashore or not MUST get off of the ship, go through immigration and WAIT until ALL people have done this and the ship is EMPTY. I’m glad we have a tour this morning and don’t have to find out how long this actually takes.

Originally, our tour was supposed to be at 8:30…

their oldest

early but civilized. Because of this zero-count business the meeting time was changed to 7:00!! Of course, the ship knew we would be going through this type of immigration at the first port into the US…I knew it so of course they knew. Getting up for 7 wasn’t pretty, but no big deal. As it turned out, immigration was a breeze – maybe (or maybe
morning cocktail!

not) because we were one of the very first to be processed. In all of our time entering countries via cruise ships the US and China are the only 2 to require face-to-face, on land immigration…interesting.
this is how he feels about rain

Here we were at approximately 7:30 raring to go to a rum factory! Not so fast…we meet with the group and with the guide who tells us we aren’t scheduled to depart until 8:30…

rum factory

shocker! No big deal, too bad it was raining. If it wasn’t raining, we could wander a bit, but I don’t feel like getting wet this early…that’ll have to wait until later. 

Once we are off, we are on small buses that can negotiate the small streets of old San Juan. The rum factory isn’t open until 9, so we cruise around the streets of old San
Juan while the guide tells stories and points out monuments and places of interest.


viejo San Juan
from the fort to another older fort
viejo San Juan
The Ron del Barrilito rum factory isn’t actually a distillery. They are a very small operation that buys their alcohol and then blends and ages it at the factory. They have 5 rums of varying quality, the highest
quality going for $750…we didn’t buy. We toured the factory, learned a bit of info and had a cocktail. We’ve been to many booze tours and this is by far the ‘fanciest’ included drink. It was basically a bar with an actual bar tender mixing from a menu of 10 cocktails. I expected there to be one rum punch for everyone – this was fantastic. I had a Cigar Fashioned
and Chris had a Mai Tai – both were delicious. These were some of the best cocktails we’ve had on this trip. I’ve been a bit disappointed with the ship cocktails, plentiful no doubt, but too sweet for my tastes. Of course, I could order more specifically, but I’ve just taken on the arduous task of exploring the menu in the hopes of finding one not so sweet. Often, I ‘settle’ on champagne…not bad for settling.
US, Puerto Rico, and Burgundy flags

We tried to do some shopping at the
factory, but their internet wasn’t working for taking payment and they didn’t take cash…oh, well. On the way to the bus (a 1-minute walk) the skys opened and it POURED. Despite sprinting, we were drenched!

If I didn’t know better and I do, because I’ve seen most of these people drinking on the ship, I’d say these were first time drinkers. On the bus people were giggling, laughing and not listening to the guide, it wasn’t a big deal, just weird.

one of the many roosters

The rain stopped as quickly as it started when we were back on the bus of course. I was praying that it would be done for, as our next stop was to San Cristobal fort in Old San Juan, forts aren’t particularly indoors. My prayers weren’t answered, but there was enough shelter that when the rain did come we were ok. We followed the guide around the fort and into the tunnels where he told some stories that were probably tall tales but entertaining, nonetheless.
San Cristobal fort

The rest of the tour was supposed to be wandering Old San Juan, but because of the rain, we headed back to the port. Back at the port the rain had stopped so we went for a wander. We found a place for a pizza and a glass of wine for lunch. During lunch the rain started and stopped and started and stopped – this was the how the day went.

The port was about a 15-minute walk back from where we had lunch and luckily we missed the rain, because…you guessed it, it started again – this time it was torrential. A coffee, a cookie, our balcony, and a thunderstorm capped off our visit to San Juan.

stair mosaics

There are mosaics everywhere in Viejo San Juan. The staircase in the photo is one of the most interesting. There are also chickens and roosters everywhere. There were plenty in BVI also...I find them charming, I wonder if the locals consider them pests

Sadly, there were no Ricky Martin sightings I was so hoping for.

Tuesday 3 January 2023

Tortola, British Virgin Islands – January 3

Weather…mostly sunny with clouds, showers some torrential, 23 degrees, not so humid 

Our ship ported on Tortola, BVI, but our tour was to the Baths National Park on Virgin Gorda, an island near Tortola. It takes us a 30-minute high speed ferry ride to get to Virgin Gorda. Then we took a 15-minute truck ride to the park. We were basically on our own to visit the
baths and boulder-strewn beaches. This place was WILD! We are told to

Virgin Gorda coast

prepare for a ‘strenuous’, 3 manner tour, but WOW. There are times we wade through knee high water, crouch under very low head room cervices between boulders and hoist ourselves up slippery, steep, narrow stairs while hanging onto rope railings. This was pretty awesome, but definitely challenging. I barely got any pictures because I was busy not falling.
cacti all over the place


Although called caves, they’re more like grottoes with tidal pools beneath the stacks of massive boulders. Once through these boulders we emerged on a secluded beach with a beach bar for a

mind blowing

beer ($5USD). After relaxing with the beer for half an hour or so, we made out way back up to the area where we took the truck back to the ferry.
one of a few swimming areas

We still had a bit of time, so we had conch fritters and a couple of cocktails. BVI is famous for the

did some climbing

‘painkiller’ cocktail…we have one of these and a rum punch…all of this was delicious. This was the first time I had tried conch – very tasty.

The rain started on our way back on the ferry…it was torrential. Luckily it was

beach beer

mostly over when we landed. We walked around the town, had a bite, then another cocktail and made it back to the ship.

crab

BVI is definitely drier and more arid than anything we’ve experience for the last 3 weeks. There are tons of cacti.
a tad rainy

Monday 2 January 2023

Gustavia, St. Barts...NOT SO MUCH – January 2

too many gazillionaires blocking us
bobbing and waiting
Weather…the wind is unnoticeable on a 50-ton
cruise ship, but apparently not so much for tender boats, 27 degrees, blue skys dotted with cotton ball clouds

us V them
Just as we were getting ready for today’s tour, we hear the dreaded “bing-bang-bong” on the room’s speaker. When an announcement comes right into the room it’s serious. The captain proceeds to tell us that we aren’t fancy enough to hang with the fancy
see the chopper?

people in St Bart’s today. What seemed like a relatively smooth sail into St. Bart’s waters wasn’t smooth enough for us to be anchored closer to shore. The numerous yachts, mega yachts, and super yachts anchored in the harbor prevented us from being close enough to
making the best of it

shore to get any protection for the tenders to operate safely. We anchored at 8:00 and by 9:00 the whole operation was called off. We could see the tender operation right below our balcony and the swells were big…2-3 meters apparently. We saw the little boats bob around in the water just waiting to get back on to the ship.

We’ve been on tenders in swells like these and it’s not pretty. Once we sat in one right at the ship and waited and waited for the conditions to be just right for slowly, slowly each passenger to be off loaded. What looks like nothing from the ship is plenty in a tender.

these are some biggies


So…we spend some time admiring the comings and goings of the yachts including at least one with a helicopter perched atop…we should have a helicopter for times like these…I’ll mention that on my comment card. 
 All of this while eating a room service breakfast – I order room service on most mornings when we have a tour, not nearly as fancy-schmancy as yesterday!

no champagne or caviar here
I’m not at all sad about our situation
today. Sure, I was looking forward to our excursion on a semi-submersible boat/vessel. We were supposed to see sea life which I’m a bit starved for this trip. We’ve seen a fair amount of land fauna, but considering we’ve been sailing for 2 weeks, I’ve seen NO sea life. We were told not to expect, but that there are usually sea turtles, angelfish, sergeant majors, spotted moray eels and tarpon. I don’t even know what all of these are, but I know I want to see them.


from last time we were on

I was also looking forward to eating a $40USD cheeseburger in paradise…a comment made by one of the onboard lecturers about how pricey St. Bart’s is. We’ve experienced our fair share of pricey world spots and wanted to add St. Bart’s to the list…next time!
sun setting

A further note on the tender operations…the tender workers from the Philippines blow my mind! We once took a tender IN THE DARK in Australia. We had just come from freezing our asses off seeing penguins nesting for the evening. Then we got onto tenders back to the ship. Because it was dark, there had to be a
tender worker on the bow of this little boat in the cold, plus the wind created by sailing, plus rain…WOW! I can only imagine how cold hat must have been. All of this, not to mention the care with which they interact with all of us, getting us on and off. Tendering is serious business… disaster always seems close…one false move and that would be THAT! There is a small space between the tender and the ship’s platform to cross, as the tender bobs in the water the space grows and shrinks. The workers assist absolutely everyone whether you like it or not. Let’s face it, all of us need! Why not take the help…they know what they’re doing…they are the boss!! Of course, they do all of this with smiles on their faces.

more setting

The rest of the day was spent as most sea days are. We wanted to stay on our room’s balcony – while we were at anchor we were in the shade and the balcony was glorious, once we started moving, we turned to face the sun and it was just a tad roasty. We were able to find a spot at the pool in the shade. We were lucky to eat lunch outside at the back of the boat just as we passed through a shower…even that was charming!

and...

Tonight’s show was by one of the ship’s guest performers who we’ve seen a few times. He plays piano, guitar, and sings. He plays current and not-so-current stuff and we’ve really enjoyed listening to him over a drink. Until tonight he has been in the ship’s lounges, tonight he is in the ship’s main theater.

We welcome any chance to hear music from our lifetime. Anyone looking around this ship can tell we aren’t the main demographic, but COME ON…last night we heard the Doors and thought… “ooo, modern”…this gives an idea of what we are dealing with! None of this is a surprise to us of course…and the musicians are really good, I’d just like to hear maybe 10% of the music made in the last 50 years!!

Sunday 1 January 2023

Pointe-à-Pitre, Guadeloupe – January 1

 HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!
I've seen fiddleheads, but WOW! 

Weather…overcast, occasional sunny breaks, 27 degrees, humid, especially muggy during our hike in the rainforest

Hindu temple

I am loving these mid morning tour departures. Most of the tours we’ve been on in other parts of the world get early starts…8/8:15ish, maybe earlier. I suppose that’s because there’s more to see there. The downside to this is that we return to the boat after the main restaurant’s lunch service is over, but that doesn’t mean I go hungry! I think it would be
stairs to???

impossible to go hungry here. Yesterday, we ate at the pool grill just before 4...I had my one cruise allocation of a hot dog. I’m not a big consumer of hot dogs, but I actually look forward to the ones they make here and get one each cruise…I’m wild, I know.

enormous leaves

Today we leave the boat at 10 after a New Year's brunch of caviar and Champagne (decadent!) to see Guadeloupe’s largest Hindu temple and then hike to waterfalls in the Guadeloupe National Park rainforest. The Hindu temple visit was odd…the temple itself wasn’t odd, in fact it was like the last Hindu temple we visited in Fiji – both times we
Carbet Falls

weren’t permitted inside and were asked to only take photos from the bus...all of that is fine. The odd part was why we stopped here at all. Apparently, Guadeloupe has a large population of people of Indian descent who are Hindu. These people came to the Caribbean
much of the hike is like this

indentured workers who came from South India in the late 19th century. So, the information is interesting, but a stop consisting of getting off of the bus, looking at the outside of the temple through a fence and getting back on the bus seemed forced.

Carbet Waterfalls, where we spent most of our excursion time today, is in

everywhere is coved like this

Guadeloupe National Park. The bus wound its way up to the base of the hike through a serious of hairpin turns with the driver continually honking the horn to alert oncoming cars – the drive was as treacherous as yesterday’s, but in a rainforest, not in a city.
more falls

The cruise described this hike as “strenuous” or a “three maner” – 1, 2 or 3 little men signifying each tour’s difficulty level. I’d agree with this assessment – often our assessment differs from the cruise’s. There are many steps, and the entire way is wet and slippery. A few people we were with only got part way through, but most people made it at their own pace.

A series of small waterfalls led to the main attraction. We knew we were getting close because we could hear the

lush hiking trail

thundering water well before we could see it. All was beautiful, but we couldn’t get too close to the big one. Had we not just done a nature hike on Devil’s Island or in Rio, this would have been more impressive…it was impressive, but those were more mind blowing…I’m obviously spoiled! The hike round trip took about 45 minutes.

One unique ‘feature’ of this place was that there was a “toilet paper butler”. This isn’t really what he is called, but it’s essentially what he was.

falls like this are everywhere

Apparently, it is so humid in this rainforest that the toilet paper gets too moist if it’s left in the washrooms. So…when we arrived, he stood with a giant roll of TP, that people tore off their necessary
Pointe-a-Pitre port area

amounts from…unique!

We were interested in lunch or a beer in town after the tour, but due to it being both New Year’s Day and a Sunday that was not in the cards.